I woke up this morning with a dream fresh in my head.
In the dream, I found myself watching a baseball game at a local high school field. Normal, I thought to myself. And then I realized the Pittsburgh Pirates were playing a high school and losing.
Here’s the kicker: twice in the inning the Pirates catcher threw the ball over the pitcher’s head to allow runners to advance and runs to score.
The poor Pirates can’t even win in dreams.